A Thousand Sayings...

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

* Be ye fishers of men - you catch them & He'll clean them.

* Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

* Don't wait for six strong men to take you to Church.

* Exercise daily - walk with the Lord.

* Give God what's right - not what's left.

* God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

* He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

* In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period.

* Man's way leads to a hopeless end - God's way leads to an endless hope.

* Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

* Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

* Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

* Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

* The Church is prayer-conditioned.

* WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

* We don't change God's message - His message changes us.

* When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.

* Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered... not yelled.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.